A Phenomenology of Thailand

Your jail-cell window to Bangkok.

Sunday, June 27, 2004

tear duct malfunction at don muang

Life in Bangkok can be clearly defined by strong (albeit) transient friendships, and airports that take us to our next adventure. Pris, Malou, Jong, and I brought Darry to the airport yesterday after one last sunday brunch at Crepes & Co. We literally brought him to the airport and even to the check-in counter since he had 5 pieces of luggage to carry. And when bye-bye time came I had tear duct malfunction -- ugh, I hate airports. Speakers blaring "protsa..." and the sound of carts make me cry.

See you soon Darry! We'll miss your implantology updates and araro dance steps.

Saturday, June 26, 2004

say what?

I gave a listening/dictation exercise to my officemates.

What they heard:

1. Grow me shadow.
2. Grew me shadow.
3. Groomy shadow.
4. Grooming shadows.

What I said:

Gloomy shadows.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

looking for a replacement

I'm finally at the last leg of my Bangkok stint!

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RA Advertising (Thailand) Ltd. is a specialized arm of PacRim Group that deals with recruitment advertising production, media placement, and various human resource requirements. We have served numerous companies in Thailand across different industries in our 12 years of existence. Through the years, we have slowly and continually tried to change the face of the classified section of the newspaper by treating classifieds or recruitment ads as HR extensions of a company’s personality. Our added value lies in the creativity and imagination we inject to our ads, not to mention better English than our competitors.

It is a known fact that English is not one of the top 10 strengths of Thais, which is why we need a Filipino to help us for 1 year.

EDITOR/COPYWRITER

You need not be a Writer, Editor, English Teacher, (or Walking Dictionary for that matter) for this job – but if you are, it will be an advantage. We want a person with an innate ability to play with words and an unconscious habit of correcting grammar. Creativity and resourcefulness also play a big part in this role. We need a patient, flexible, and optimistic individual who is stimulated by new sights, sounds, and cultures… and someone who knows how to keep him/herself occupied during lulls. It would be useful (but not necessary) if you have a background in print production, proofreading, and/or editing. Individuals with messianic tendencies and obsessive-compulsive behavior are also very much welcome here.

Additional qualifications are as follows:
Age between 25-30 years
Bachelor’s Degree in any related field
Previous work experience in a structured environment
Ready to move to Bangkok by November 2004

If we just described you, send us your resume and tell us in 300 words or less why you would want to work and live in Bangkok for a year. Send your resume and essay, or any question you may have, to: rathai@rathai.com (in Word format only) by July 30, 2004. For more information about RA Advertising Thailand Ltd., visit us at www.rathai.com or www.pacrimgroup.com.










Thursday, June 17, 2004

my room

1. Do u share your room with anybody else? If so, who?
- MINE, MINE, MINE!

2. What is d condition of ur room ryt now?
- 2 DAYS AWAY FROM LAUNDRY DAY ;-)

3. What is d colour of ur rm wall?
- HOSPITAL-WALL WHITE

4. Who painted it?
- DEFINITELY NOT ME

5. Is ur wall decorated? (eg. wif posters, etc.)
- NOPE, I'LL BE FINED IF I DO!

6. Would u say ur room is small, big, or what?
- BIG ENOUGH TO FEEL LONELY.

7. List 3 of ur most favourite possessions in ur rm:
- PICTURES
- BOOKS AND MAGAZINES
- SUB-WOOFERS

8. What is d size of ur bed?
- QUEEN.

9. How many pillows and bolster are on it?
- 3 STANDARD ONES + 1 SMALL + 2 DOGS

10. What is on ur bed ryte now?
- OVER OR UNDER THE COMFORTER? HEHE.

11. What's under your bed?
- CAN'T PLACE ANYTHING UNDER IT

12. Do u have ur own personal bathroom in ur room?
- YUP!

13. Do u hide sumtin illegal in ur rm?
- YUP... SEVERAL PIRATED CDS!

14. How many windows does ur room have?
- 1 SLIDING DOOR

15. What's on ur ceiling?
- THE AIRCON VENT AND A FLOURESCENT

16. Do u study in ur rm?
- NEVER DID

17. What do u like most about ur rm?
- I BUILT IT FROM SCRATCH

18. What do u dislike most abt ur rm?
- IT LOOKS LIKE A HOSPITAL ROOM BECAUSE THE WALLS ARE TOO BARE

19. What is on ur door?
- THE LOCK

20. Do u clean ur rm regularly?
- YUP, NO ONE ELSE TO DO IT BUT ME

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

interesting perspective

There's no 'taho' in Sydney
Posted:1:00 AM (Manila Time) | Feb. 15, 2004
By Celina Ribeiro
Inquirer News Service


I NEVER thought I would like Manila, a city I
never even imagined I would visit in my lifetime.
But now, as the date of my departure approaches,
I find that I do not want to leave.

I came to the Philippines on a Ken and Yasuko
Myer Fellowship. The program sends graduating
Australian journalism students to work in newspapers
in Southeast Asia in order to promote better
understanding and relations between the media of
Australia and its regional neighbors.

Without pausing to draw breath, I found myself at
the departure lounge of Sydney Airport just four
weeks after winning the Fellowship.

As I sat on the plane, I browsed through my hastily
compiled research on the Philippines. My guidebook
recommended that tourists escape Manila at the
first opportunity. The internet stories I had
gathered described the corruption, the kidnapping
and the crime wave. My government's travel
advisory encouraged caution and warned of robbery
and terrorism. And, an international media watchdog
body tallied seven murdered Filipino journalists
in 2003.

I really did not think I would like Manila.

I have been in the Philippines for six weeks now.
I have not been robbed, kidnapped, blown up,
bribed or killed. I have, however, been charmed.

The dangers and controversies of the Philippines
are well-publicized, but I will take away from
Manila memories of the kindness, not the
criminality, of the Filipino people.

Stories of the legendary Filipino hospitality had
reached me in Sydney before I left, but I had not
bargained on its strength. People who barely knew
me took me into their homes. People who struggled
to buy each day's groceries fed me. I have been
truly humbled by the generosity and the
indefatigable good nature of the Filipino people.

I had imagined my life in the Philippines to
consist of watching cable in my apartment every
night. However, the tireless efforts of the young
Filipinos who adopted me ensured that I soon came
to know and love Filipino food and the timeless
art of "gimmicking."

While humbled by the people, I have been awed by
the press. I had not expected a country that has
yet to complete its second consecutive decade of a
restored democracy to have such a stable and
well-developed media.

Coming from Australia with a small population
able to support only a handful of broadsheet and
tabloid daily newspapers, the Philippine media
looked to be an exotic banquet to me. The depth
and diversity of the Filipino press are something
of which the country is rightfully proud.

During my time working in the Philippine press,
I have found its boast about being the freest in
the region to be true, and then some. The
Philippines is an amazingly dynamic, vibrant,
complicated country. While it has its problems,
I feel these are often dwelt on to the neglect
of its many attributes.

I will watch the lights of Manila fade from my
airplane window next week with reluctance. I will
miss Manila for, among so many other things, there
is no taho (bean curd in syrup) in Sydney.

*****

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Pia

it's a pretty slow day and my friend Chi sent me this. so for lack of anything more amusing to do, here's one of them forwarded thingies.

Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It is fun and easy and
makes you think about yourself too! Don't forget to change the name in the subject box to your own.


1. FIRST & MIDDLE NAME: Georgina Pia

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My Dad's name is George

3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yup

4. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE? The left ring finger
5. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? i can't remember but it was pretty recent

6. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? yes

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? grilled pork chops

8. ANY BAD HABITS? calling Aldo too much hehe

9. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? an '80s compilation with She Bop

10. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? of course

11. ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL? if it's rollercoasters and banana boats, yes

12. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? no

13. DO LOOKS MATTER? no

14. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? yakking and crying at the same time

15. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? wherever aldo is

16. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? no

17. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? barbie

18. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS? trigonometry

19. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yes

20. DO YOU USE SARCASM? all the time

21. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? no

22. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? smarts, sense of humor, maturity

23. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Pia, Pia U., Pi

24. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? gladly

25. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no

26. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG? yes

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? chocolate

28. SHOE SIZE? 6 or 6.5

29. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? pink and red

30. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? 4

31. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW? Aldo, Jopay, Tin, Cherish

32. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE YOU SEND THIS TO SEND IT BACK? i wish!

33. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Folklore by Nelly Furtado

34. LAST THING YOU ATE? phad phak (mixed vegetables)

35. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? our HR person, Nui

36. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? the way he talks

37. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? yes

38. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? bored!

39. FAVORITE DRINK? oishi green tea

40. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? strawberry-flavored sparkling zinfandel

41. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?

42. YOUR HAIR COLOR? dark brown

43. YOUR EYE COLOR? dark brown
44. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no

45. SIBLINGS? 1 + 1 future sister-in-law

46. FAVORITE MONTH? December

47. FAVORITE FOOD? california maki and moist chocolate cake

48. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Laws of Attraction

49. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas

50. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yes

52. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter

53. HUGS OR KISSES? big hugs

54. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships

55. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

56. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Aldo

57. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? i'm in the middle of The Unbearable Lightness of Being

59. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Scrabble!

60. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? The Good Son on HBO

61. FAVORITE SMELLS? freshly cut grass, fresh laundry, Dove soap, Gap Dream

62. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? Do I have work today?

62. WHAT MOVIE DO YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW? Shrek 2

63. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Chi -- she's grown up a lot since college!

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Bikram Yoga

One of the nicest things about living in Bangkok is the abundance of physical activities like badminton, frisbee, yoga, and even outdoor (yes, outdoor!) aerobics. Unlike Manila where even physical activities are a fad, there are a lot of choices here.

I saw a flyer on Pris' fridge door about Bikram Yoga Bangkok and decided to finally give it a try. I've always been curious about yoga, but never had the motivation to actually do it. I thought that I'd fall asleep right in the middle of the session since it has minimal movement -- or so I thought.

Truth is, the yoga positions in magazines are not as easy as they look.

Bikram Yoga is done in a heated room -- felt a bit like a conked-out sauna that produced minimal heat. At the beginning of the class I was trying very hard to not giggle as a guy in yellow shorts near the mirrors was doing the poses with level 3 enthusiasm. A few times I'd get lost with all the instructions tha were being given: butt out, straight back, knees bent, arms straight, stretch... good thing Pris was right in front of me so it was pretty easy to play copycat.

At the end of the 90-minute class, I was as stretched out and sweaty as a 2-hour badminton game. I never thought yoga was this difficult and yet addicting -- here's to hoping I get thru at least 3 more sessions!